Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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