I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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