real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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