I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
did you just send me my own nude
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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