Your mouth is God's brothel.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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