Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
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Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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