Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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