There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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