(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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