Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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