just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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