Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
In America we eat man semen.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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