Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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