I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Then you guys just all showered together...?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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