then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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