I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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