Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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