so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
she smelled like a LAN party
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize