for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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