Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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