He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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