I must be too annoying 4 u.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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