If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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