I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
You're like the curious george of whores
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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