Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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