The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
