Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
foreskin is a definite game changer
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize
