Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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