So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
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