so explain again why im purple
no
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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