I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I CAN MOONWALK!
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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