Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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