Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
you made out with another girl for some wings
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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