Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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