So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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