if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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