It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Randomize
