Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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