Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
as a side note pls kill me
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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