if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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