# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
did you just send me my own nude
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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