I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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