I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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