so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize
