Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
