Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
whose parrot is this?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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