these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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