We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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