To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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