East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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