If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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