Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
What happened to fro yo and sex?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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