is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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